We continue with the use of the subtext translator to recap each scene of the Real Housewives of D.C. and eliminate all the smoke-screening code words. Lynda’s modeling agency of international diplomacy: Assistant: There’s this fashion show we’re doing and it’s officially endorsed by the embassy of Burkina Faso. Lynda: Endorsed by an embassy? That’s so fashion! Assistant: I know, right? The …

Originally posted here: The Real Housewives of D.C. Recap: Let’s Learn About Burkina Faso!